imprettyodd:

(via ohshitthewizardcops)

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

(via trashwixardchampion-deactivated)

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

(via imtheannoyingfriend)

forgetyouaslongasilive:

but will music history ever find any lyrics that rival the image taylor swift creates in dear john (2010) of the man who sets girls on fire to keep himself warm and the girl who steals his matches so no woman ever has to burn at his hand again

(via trashwixardchampion-deactivated)

agoodkind:

thesilencedmasses:

leftboob-enthusiast:

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

(via productiveslacker)

the-book-diaries:

“He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”

— Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via the-book-diaries)

(via olvidare)

klaviergavinwiki:

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

(via confirmance)

petermaximoff:

mjalti:

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

via

(via surprisebitch)

girlkisser:

(via imtheannoyingfriend)

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

(via imtheannoyingfriend)

straightboyfriend:

all boys are demons but i want one to love me

(via imtheannoyingfriend)